My Body Hates Me

Yes, my body does indeed hate me. Two weeks ago on a Friday, I'm all night with the most excruciating bladder pain and having to pee all the time. And blood to boot. Well, I called into my doctor for a prescription and got one. Everything seemed hunky dory after swallowing what seemed like gallons of cranberry juice (yuck) and taking a round of anti-biotics until later that week.

Same story, having to pee uber bad when there was no pee left. Horrible pain and a irritated perineum to boot. Why an irritated perineum I have no idea. A friend recommended the over the counter UTI pills until I could get to the doctors that Monday. (That is this past Monday). Holy shit it turned my pee a very bright orange, but the pain was still slightly there. I go to the doctor's on Monday, they *think* it's a UTI, but their primitive tests were inconclusive so my ginormous urine sample was to be sent off for more testing. On top of it, my BV had come back.

Now what's this BV you say? BV is Bacterial Vaginosis. Very nasty stuff. Basically the pH levels in my hoohoo have decided to change and be annoying little buggers. I've been battling this since this January. Let me tell you it is not fun at all. It would go away and then it would come back right after a period. (I think that blood is to blame, personally).

So right now, I've got a ghost period it seems. I've had the crampies for the past few days. I'm on the sugar pill week and the blasted thing has yet to come! Uterus I'm warning you!! You better spew that stuff out soon or there will be hell to pay!

This better be just a case of the new BC going from monophaisic (sp?) to the triphaisic pills. Lord knows I do not want, repeat, do not want the amount of cramps and blood without being on those things. It was horrible not knowing the joys of hormonal controlled periods. But damnit, give me my period so I can hope that this BV will be gone once and for all.

The UTI was resistant to the first round of anti-biotics, and therefore was blamed for the BV coming back. And I got the call from the doctor telling me about I still have the UTI and I'm on more antibiotics.

I hate my body and it hates me.

WTB New body! PST!