I WILL do this!

I am going to make a very large and sincere effort to do two things this year!

I'm going to start taking classes again. I feel like I have a case of the "dumb" since I've not been attending class for the past year and a half. And I'm going to find a major, and actually stick with it and get my Bachelor's Degree.

I am going to lose this damn weight I put on. I do not like the fact that my stomach and butt are the size of the Titanic. (Boobs, you can stay big, pretty please?!?) Fat, you kept me warm over the winter, but now it's time to vamoose. You've been in places that aren't pleasant too long.

My goal is to be size 16. I want to drop at least 20 pounds to start. And I'd like to not have "Dunlops Disease" or have some "Muffin Toppin'" going on around there. And once that is accomplished, I'll get an inverted navel piercing.

And life will be good.